theangelshavetheassbutts

The location of common rooms

  • Gryffindor: Tower! The highest fucking tower, fuck yeah! TOWER!
  • Hufflepuff: But don't you think that's a bit far away from everything, they'll have to climb dozens of stairs every day...
  • Gryffindor: TOWER!
  • Hufflepuff: Oh, for the love of...
  • Slytherin: I'm going for under the lake, LIKE A SUPER-SECRET LAIR!
  • Hufflepuff: But Salazar, won't that be a bit dreary? And we'll have to add dozens of charms to keep it dry, it will take loads of magic...
  • Slytherin: Super. Secret. Lair.
  • Hufflepuff: Fine! Fine, we'll spend bloody hours drying out some rooms under the lake, Merlin. Rowena, what about you?
  • Ravenclaw: Tower.
  • Hufflepuff: But...all the stairs, the isolation from the other houses...
  • Ravenclaw: Exactly. They'll focus better if they're miles away from everything else. Also, anything he can build, I can build better.
  • Hufflepuff: Seriously? You're going to compete over towers?
  • Gryffindor: GOING DOWN ROWENA!
  • Slytherin: Underground is better.
  • Hufflepuff: For fuck's sake, I give up. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the kitchens.
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heysammy

triptone:

Last night my little sister (5th grade) was making an e-mail account

She saw gender and went to click female when she noticed the “other” choice

She looked at me confused and I started to explain that some people don’t think they fit in with strictly male or female

"Oh! You mean like transgender and stuff like that. I was freaked out for a second- I thought they meant robots."

Yet another example the kids are more open-minded than adults